Amy Sutherland

"This morning, February 12th, NBC's Today Show included an interview that left me speechless. The teaser heading they used was 'Training your mate.'



"NBC anchor Natalie Morales interviewed Amy Sutherland, author of a new book titled What Shamu Taught Me About Love and Marriage. Ms. Sutherland is an animal trainer who has used her expertise in training animals to 'train' [to pussy-whip] her husband (who was not present for the interview) and suggests that [even fugly] women [like herself] can learn these 'methods.' She declared: 'If you can train a fish, you can train a husband. [biatch]'

Tomorrow, Natalie Morales is going to interview Tom Leykis ... not.