The Night Douche

David Benioff must be the luckiest career dude on earth. Besides being a successful writer, he can call actress Amanda Peet
Wifey. In case you don't hate this guy yet: His professional schedule happens to coincide with Amanda's newborn miracle's sleep cycle. One of his friends calls him Douche Bag Hasselhoff. "I'm a night writer," Benioff revealed to NBC's Natalie Morales. Benioff's current projects include "Wolverine", the prequel to "X-Men" movies and his latest novel "City of Thieves", apparently inspired by the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks in New York -- you should consume more such news!